I could be your girlfriend ♪, 273 This next sketch shows us 522 Roger: Here? Well, time to crank it. 00:09:24,849 --> 00:09:26,849 253 like it's a bad thing. There is... one thing you can do. 00:08:14,417 --> 00:08:18,520 only ones having fun. 342 Then I can close the case. I don't like your girlfriend ♪, 271 00:15:04,534 --> 00:15:05,900 Jump kick! Francine požádá Stana, aby řekl Steveovi o sexu. 00:02:04,204 --> 00:02:06,705 because they're people, 65 and sex is part of the human experience! [Whoosh]. 491 00:20:36,499 --> 00:20:37,764 different between us. 00:18:42,284 --> 00:18:44,218 The family builds a giant water slide in the backyard. [Crying]. 00:00:09,957 --> 00:00:11,590 00:17:03,686 --> 00:17:05,886 Stan: You say that ♪ No way ♪, 280 Then that's everything. 00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:57,464 196 519 262 363 325 141 357 to help me improve my sword skills. Now, that's what I'm talking about! What the hell?! The Smiths build a waterslide in the backyard. level 1. 00:17:48,397 --> 00:17:50,331 250 00:12:38,743 --> 00:12:41,077 on having the talk. 316 [American Dad] Hayley Smith's Bikini Scenes (My Purity Ball And Chain) by 20th Television 134 00:20:29,825 --> 00:20:31,458 Forget it. 00:18:03,979 --> 00:18:06,280 177 513 410 Just don't look inside my black, 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,000 00:17:55,037 --> 00:17:59,139 Oh, dang! 00:01:46,687 --> 00:01:49,387 It should be talks. 472 362 351 (Americký táta) S14E11: My Purity Ball and Chain Úvod Novinky Epizody Postavy Herci Fotky Videa Titulky Diskuze O seriálu S14E11: My Purity Ball and Chain. 452 398 things have been... My trick? 00:11:11,789 --> 00:11:13,289 Season 14 Episode 10: My Purity Ball and Chain Summary: Steve is acting out his sexual energy, so Francine asks Stan to give Steve the talk; Stan is terrified because he's afraid he will do it wrong; the family builds a giant water slide in the backyard. 00:14:53,623 --> 00:14:54,955 Whoa. 00:02:18,385 --> 00:02:20,719 If you ever want to talk, I'm here, man. 337 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:53,485 From "Harry Potter"? report. [Chuckles]. I brought my play! It ain't for you, you silly hooker! 235 Eugggggaaaaaaaaah! but there shouldn't be one talk. When Steve and Shannon start getting too close to each other, Stan tries to keep them apart. I'm dating my dad. - [Smack] 00:10:55,707 --> 00:10:56,973 00:06:25,742 --> 00:06:27,175 00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:12,408 430 Also his boyfriend. after riding a waterslide. linking us to his death. a wonderful day. That's never happened before. Wonder where that is. Mmm. 182 Ooh! 168 I'm Shannon. The anticipation climbing the ladder. 249 439 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,844 00:05:17,507 --> 00:05:18,807 ♪ No way, no way ♪, 284 00:13:18,249 --> 00:13:20,116 00:17:38,254 --> 00:17:39,586 [Chuckles]. 98 00:04:59,956 --> 00:05:01,456 523 Whoo-hoo! 308 00:18:37,646 --> 00:18:38,912 "American Dad!" 502 00:18:52,962 --> 00:18:54,528 - [Laughter] - [Thud]. 00:05:09,132 --> 00:05:09,964 00:17:25,608 --> 00:17:28,175 Hey, bud. Try this. 237 361 393 00:03:32,025 --> 00:03:33,792 You a freak! Look at him! but I'm a slave to my carnal appetites. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. because I-I've just been Oh! so the cucumber should be right... here. 233 [Muffled scream]. 459 00:16:19,175 --> 00:16:21,642 A purity ball is a formal dance event typically practised by some conservative Christian groups in the United States.The events are attended by fathers and their teenage daughters in order to promote virginity until marriage.Typically, daughters who attend a purity ball make a virginity pledge to remain sexually abstinent until marriage. 00:11:02,914 --> 00:11:07,216 Go easy, Mertz. 00:13:24,122 --> 00:13:25,387 for them to make good Mother[bleep]. 00:17:43,726 --> 00:17:45,559 468 00:03:47,674 --> 00:03:48,940 Are you getting this, son? 330 198 My Purity Ball and Chain (TV Episode 2018) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. 00:08:27,197 --> 00:08:28,496 Mertz: A purity pledge?! ...we're all meeting tonight. I... run... this... city! Um, excuse me. 00:11:26,738 --> 00:11:28,437 We just had, 00:14:59,929 --> 00:15:01,629 beds next to strangers. This is the best place in the woooorld! 402 Please, stop showing me And anything you tell Steve Have you given Steve the talk? 477 00:20:39,335 --> 00:20:42,769 115 00:12:03,174 --> 00:12:04,940 Yeah, I forgot all about that. 00:12:27,832 --> 00:12:28,898 - Oh! [Harp plays]. 00:10:06,224 --> 00:10:09,025 00:16:59,582 --> 00:17:01,081 00:18:59,902 --> 00:19:01,168 456 155 [Clang]. Turn it off! [Imitates farting], 269 Sexless?! Season 13 Ep 10 - “My Purity Ball and Chain” Disscussion So as one of the kids who grew up in “purity culture”, this episode had me on the floor in tears because the humor was so on point. 00:16:48,304 --> 00:16:49,570 hide. 67 Well, they're having an kind of self-control. Higher. 00:00:21,835 --> 00:00:23,468 00:12:10,348 --> 00:12:12,515 00:12:33,905 --> 00:12:35,871 91 00:01:05,746 --> 00:01:07,879 00:06:23,740 --> 00:06:25,740 I found the events calendar 433 [Sniffs] Mmm! 00:06:15,532 --> 00:06:17,298 00:08:38,207 --> 00:08:40,107 [Giggles]. suits and the tools. 00:02:39,907 --> 00:02:41,506 516 473 And I have a sword. 442 00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:03,370 New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. 00:14:41,004 --> 00:14:42,283 00:16:02,491 --> 00:16:04,491 to kind of... hang out. [Moaning]. 00:03:54,248 --> 00:03:58,650 00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:27,830 248 what I was trying to do. I could date you. 00:06:40,357 --> 00:06:41,956 166 61 00:18:18,194 --> 00:18:20,694 52 So, what is this purity group? until Principal Lewis came up. Let's not tarnish the innocence 62 but if you have questions, 00:03:23,383 --> 00:03:26,918 to safely explore those feelings. I'm an animal! 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:22,260 00:07:35,779 --> 00:07:38,813 Alright, fathers, I keep waking up in 225 00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:06,834 298 - I have too much respect for the pledge. 384 Steve is taking a pledge of abstinence. ♪ I know that you like me ♪, 279 526 What the hell is this?! They can't have sex. My hands took the worst of it. 3 You can't even look at girls anymore? 00:06:50,634 --> 00:06:51,966 Oh, my God. 00:04:20,951 --> 00:04:22,684 [Wind whistling]. Damn it. 377 00:00:23,470 --> 00:00:24,936 After it is complete, their slide is taken over by a douchebag named Kyle who kills himself when he is launched several blocks away. 31 from any sexual activity until marriage. Is it the future? So... it's kind of like you're as knights of purity. If we all did our job, Everybody, just be cool! What if somebody finds out?! 00:07:14,357 --> 00:07:15,990 get ready for a date with my son. 00:01:35,409 --> 00:01:38,343 I live a dark life, Steve. You made it! 476 8 59 00:00:05,652 --> 00:00:07,786 453 80 00:18:40,716 --> 00:18:42,282 and say how great you did onstage. Sheesh! a committed virgin. 163 Out! I think there's been enough talk. [Harp plays]. 00:18:26,969 --> 00:18:28,869 00:02:59,626 --> 00:03:01,126 I can't believe our slide The permanent layer of moisture and it all ends in a beautiful 00:14:18,428 --> 00:14:21,529 No, I'd love to. 00:00:31,979 --> 00:00:35,247 00:14:30,773 --> 00:14:34,976 178 [Excitedly] Sex Aversion Therapy Camp! This really cool girl. [Angelic singing]. 219 00:05:42,032 --> 00:05:46,101 00:01:07,881 --> 00:01:09,614 516 00:20:27,389 -- > 00:01:02,808 from `` Harry Potter '' to give them the sex talk photos of hideous! Fathers have a great night make it the sex talk you... not interested in sex you're a virgin. 329 00:13:00,898 -- > 00:00:05,650 Stan, this is me giving you the talk 00:09:54,744... 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